Memorial Day

This Memorial Day I've seen ups and downs. (I'm sort of in a blah mood today.) My ex-wife, affectionately known as Damnyell decided not to let Madison, my 8 year old, go to Chicago with Ashely, my 10 year old. The look on Madi's face when her mother crushed what she's been planning for over a year was enough to choke a Vogon. I had to quickly arrange for an alternate "fun week away" for Madi with my parents.

I was able to travel back home to see mom and dad on Saturday. Madison and I played with the water guns around the house for over and hour. Loads of fun. I then ran one mile to meet Toris at the new high school track. We walked around the track for 2 miles and then I ran back home. Madison rode her bike behind me the whole time. It was good to spend the quality time with her before I head down to Jamaica.

We saw StarWars III this weekend. It was great! I still have a problem with Hayden Christensen. What a whiner! If I had a son that acted like that whenever I told him he couldn't drive the family car for a Friday night date he would get Jap Slapped! (No racial pun intended.) Where did "Jap Slap" come from anyway? Who was the first to receive this infamous spanking and why?

Cinco de Mayo

Happy Cinco de Mayo! I have decided to celebrate Cinco de Mayo this year by doing absolutely everything that I did during Uno de Mayo. I will just be doing it with about five times the intensity.

One thing that I won't do today is listen to ReignRadio.com. They must be having technical problems. I have no choice but to log onto old faithful Live365.

Did you know that Alice Cooper is a Christian?

A New Month

May comes with many expectations. There is Cinco de Mayo for the Mexicans, Mother's Day for the mothers, Armed Forces for those who are loyal to the Union and Memorial Day for those loyal to the Confederacy. Don't forget Victoria Day. An opportunity for Canadians to parade in women's undergarments. (This should remain a secret in my opinion.)

Switching gears.... I will be traveling out of the country June 5 and will return by June 13, if the Lord willin' and the creek don't rise. Between my wife and I there will be many digital pictures taken to document our experiences. When I get the time I will post most of these for your viewing pleasure. (No, I will not post porn.)

Seacrest out.